Words with a Capital W
DATE: 2008 February 05
TO: "Jubilation Lee" <j.lee@xaviers.edu>
FROM: "Shiro Yoshida" <s.yoshida@xaviers.edu>
SUBJECT: I'm sure you know.

Ms. Bee,

Thank you for your concern but I have enough underpants to suit me at the moment. And these are not my size; perhaps someone among your slaves would be able to find use with these more than I would.

And another thing: I know we're friends but I wish you'd have more of a heart to consider my long hours at work. Imagine me walking everywhere in the office with a phone nailed to my ear while I fly from one meeting to another. I hope that will be enough to earn your sympathy.

Thanks.

-- Shiro